Ooh yeah, ooh yeah. (Anyone else think of The Wedding Singer?)

So. Don’t bother calling. I’ll have no phone reception.

Don’t bother emailing. It costs me $1 a minute to check and even then apparently it’s reeeeallly slow.

Don’t bother calling my ship, it’s a satellite phone and apparently will cost you $5 a minute.

And that’s if I could be bothered coming to the phone, I plan on being by the pool with a big old cocktail.

Nom nom nom.

I’m awol for the week and I couldn’t be fucking happier.

Ta-ra toots!

Oh! OH! OH! I am going on HOLIDAYS!

H.O.L.I.D.A.Y.S! If we took a holiday, oh yeah, oh yeah!

Mick and I got an extremely good deal on a 7 day cruise taking in Noumea, Vanuatu and the Loyalty Islands in September and today we confirmed our booking.

I am so excited.

I never thought I would be a cruise person but seriously, I need a holiday. We were considering Thailand and all sorts of places but right now we are both a bit short of cash and this deal is all inclusive apart from alcohol and although I am known to be a bit of a lush I seriously cannot wait to just sit in the sun and read a book.

It’s been so long since I arrived back from the UK my passport has expired. I have not had a proper holiday in over 6 years that didn’t involve visiting my family or just going away for the weekend.

What better way to celebrate 6 months smoke free than by booking a holiday?!

I’ve been noseying around the Cruiseship chatrooms and let me tell you, there are some real NERDS that go on cruises…. so that should be interesting.