Ooh yeah, ooh yeah. (Anyone else think of The Wedding Singer?)
So. Don’t bother calling. I’ll have no phone reception.
Don’t bother emailing. It costs me $1 a minute to check and even then apparently it’s reeeeallly slow.
Don’t bother calling my ship, it’s a satellite phone and apparently will cost you $5 a minute.
And that’s if I could be bothered coming to the phone, I plan on being by the pool with a big old cocktail.
Nom nom nom.
I’m awol for the week and I couldn’t be fucking happier.
Ta-ra toots!


my head went straight to the wedding singer.
Have a good trip!
Hey La La!
How was your trip? We’d like pictures, stories, etc, please. Hope it hasn’t been too tough of a week having to get back into the swing of things at work. The first week back is always a bitch. Hope you had a wonderful time. Love you, xxx