So we have a work conference in a couple of weeks, it’s for one night only somewhere on the Central Coast. The cut is that the dinner that night is themed.
Say it with me in a bogan accent… THOIME.
Superheroes. I was excited at first.
Cool. I like superheroes.
Until I did a bit of research.
At first I was thinking Poison Ivy, but she is a supervillainess apparently. And I just don’t know if the horns are me.
Maybe they are Flame horns?
So then I thought… “hmmm… self, who do we like? We like Drew! Hmm. Yes! We shall be Sugar from Batman Forever! YES!”
So I googled the images, you know, to see what I could wear as a costume.
Ah. No. It is a work event after all. And I really don’t think I could pull that off (so to speak)
Ok… Wonder Woman! even though I am devastated not to have my long, dark Wonder Woman hairs right now, but I could still do it! I LOVE Wonder Woman… but… let’s face it…
I do not have the body to be Wonder Woman.
Also, I need a wax.
Barbarella?
*sigh*… no.
So I googled Superheroines, after a while of perusing that list I realised that there are some common themes amongst female Superheroes.
They all have massive norks, REALLY tight or just no clothes, and lots of big massive hairs.
I can’t BE a superhero!
I really don’t want to go now 
** and Shoo’s not going so I don’t want to go.
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