Do you know how LONG it took me to write that title? At least 30 seconds…
I learnt a new expression tonight… “you can’t polish a turd”. At first, I admit, I was bemused. Yes. That is correct. You cannot polish a turd. Why would you try? But then my co-drinker said “you know. It’s shit. Let it go” and I said to myself, I said “Self, you CAN’T polish a turd.”
That is my lesson for you all today.
That and… Shepherd’s Pie can be quite steamy, don’t shove a it all in your mouth at once.
Thank you and good night.
(Posting without spell chekcing – such a rebel)
Peeess. Sorry if you don’t like the word turd, in case you don’t, just replace it with the word “poo”.
Wow, you are a rebel. Drinking, posting, and polishing turds…what will you do next?!
I want pictures of the turd-polishing. Or maybe not. Some drunk pictures will suffice.
I now have such a bad mental image… you know those fake dog craps you can buy? You’re terrible, Ms La La
Blogging while under the influence is an art form and we salute it.
It’s true though, you can’t polish a turd. Nor should you eat yellow snow.
this made me giggle.
turd. poo. polish.
comedy gold!