Drunk Photos

Someone asked for drunk photos, I don’t have any from the other night but I have so many I’m not sure where to start… so here’s some from my birthday last year. If you are a friend on Facecrack you’ve probably seen them but not everyone is lucky enough to know me for rools…. (I jest….)

The 3 Schoo’s – this is relatively early in the day

He trying to eat me!

Come ‘ere – and bring that rat’s tail with you!

Mmmm. Mojito.

First, I like to start with some woine time

And finish with lots of COCKTAILS!

Why he look so worried?

Yes, let’s all have a little nap

So, that’s just a snippet of me on the turps. Seriously, I am well fun.

I’ve had 2 double vodkas and a single bodka…

Do you know how LONG it took me to write that title? At least 30 seconds…

I learnt a new expression tonight… “you can’t polish a turd”. At first, I admit, I was bemused. Yes. That is correct. You cannot polish a turd. Why would you try? But then my co-drinker said “you know. It’s shit. Let it go” and I said to myself, I said “Self, you CAN’T polish a turd.”

That is my lesson for you all today.

That and… Shepherd’s Pie can be quite steamy, don’t shove a it all in your mouth at once.

Thank you and good night.

(Posting without spell chekcing – such a rebel)

Peeess. Sorry if you don’t like the word turd, in case you don’t, just replace it with the word “poo”.

It’s a sad day…

when you realise a car commercial makes you want to weep

Is it just me or does this song make anyone else melancholoy?

Over the last month or so…

Photos from the Lost weekend … month… whatevs…

Sandbags at the Sunshine Coast…

Windy!

Date night in Canberra!

Grandma and I go for a walk in Hervey Bay

Lasers!

Cousin and Uncle – Hervey Bay

Hair show

Where to start… where to start…

I been so busy… I still can’t blog about what I want to blog about, but rest assured you will be the first to know once I can.

No. not pregnant.
No. Not engaged.

Nothing really, just can’t say!

In other news:

• I seem to have re-discovered my inner booze-hound and have been out on a few heavy boozing sessions including and not limited to….
• Boozy dinner party at my friend Meredith’s house. 4 girls. 8 bottles of wine. Julia drunky.
• Enagement party – Little Shoo and I went to our friend Natalie’s engagement party and drank 5 Long Island Teas each. We ended up in a gay nightclub which is well known for it’s drug scene. I think we were the only drunk people there. But we thought we were cool, because there were LASERS! And we knew ONE song… “please don’t stop the (STOMP STOMP STOMP) music”
• I was very sick the next morning.
• Work is boring – same old, same old. Bo-ring.
• Winter has hit, it is freezing here.
• I saw the Sex and the City movie on Sunday… loved, loved, loved.
• The scene in Mexico with Samantha and Carrie made me teary, *sniff *sniff
• LaLa needs new shoes.
• LaLa needs walk-in wardrobe.
• LaLa needs new clothes.
• LaLa want money.

Yo.

I’m back bitches! I’ll do a proper post, promise, over the next couple of days

For the moment, enjoy this youtubery goodness….

Rod, Rod, your hairs are so big – as is my love for you.

So I guess that was a bit of an odd film clip for a 10 year old girl to be obsessed with but it was either Rod or Michael Jackson so…

I love this song, it actually came up when I was searching for clips of David Silver fron 90210 dancing… Yeah. No. Don’t ask.

Hello. Mick Rock. What a cool name.