Driving me dotty.

Too much happening right now to please you with some prose…

• 101 days smoke free today. Go me! I hardly miss it at all and hardly even notice smokers fagging away on their durries. I had a really tough day today and only had a fleeting 5 second thought that I would like a ciggie. Onwards and upwards.
• Lucky I am saving all that money because I am going to give it all to my mechanics. I was just leaving a car park in the city, as I went to move the gear stick to second it slipped and made a horrible grating noise. All the men hanging about rolled their eyeballs but dudes… sumpy was seriously wrong. Then the gear stick felt all loose, like, there should have been tension, but alas! There was none. So there I was in the middle of Sydney’s CBD grinding and shuddering along. I finally worked out I could drive in first and third, the trick was to get the speed up high enough in first that I could sneak it into third. But sometimes this was difficult and we were just cruising along in neutral. Fuck me. We drove back to the office in this manner with me also managing to call Mick, my boss, my mechanic and randomly putting my hazard lights on and waving people past me when it slowed down too much. Thankfully I had my friend Nat with me to hold the phone and calm me down. I think I would have become emotional wreck and just sat there in a loading zone crying.
• Nat picked up her car and followed me (at a distance I noticed) to my mechanics. I think they enjoyed having me in the office asking numpty questions like “Did I break my car?”
• Also watching me drag high heels, gym bag, sweaty trainers, a wheelie bag with two laptops and assorted crap out of my car was probably pretty amusing. And I drove up to their door the wrong way down a one way thingie.
• Just to be a complete stereotypical female about it all.
• It’s due for rego next month as well so I decided to have the roadworthy certificate done while I was there.
• Bitch.
• Need 4 new tyres to get the certificate
• Bitch.
• Need new Clutch kits
• Bitch.
• Need clips and something for gear box (that which broke which made the horrible noise)
• Fuck. Goodbye $1,000
• Had to cancel one meeting with a client as could not physically get there in time.
• Turned up for other meeting, which was half an hour drive away (not in my car obviously) and client not there.
• Awesome. Thank you for making my day just that more special.
• Work is so busy right now.
• gah
• So much to do and yet I am having a couple of days off because…
• Tomorrow I am having my eyes lasered… Goodbye $2,000.
• HELLO WORLD.
• I lucky I so rich you know….
• That was sarcasm. Goodbye savings.
• Schoonee is taking me to the clinic, so excited, a bit nervous about the pain, but so excited.
• I can’t wait to take the Valium they are going to give me.
• They give me Xanax as well.
• Wahey.
• Mick arriving on Saturday morning with some talking books to keep me entertained.
• Goodbye innernets, SEE you next week.