2 weeks in and she has hit the wall!
The part of LaLa will today be played by her understudy, aka boyfriend, Mick. (The one giving the air a hug from Day Eleven)
This is the first time I have ever guest blogged, but it almost feels like I’m just here by default cause she’s exhausted of ideas!
I shall, however, do my best.
The topical topic for today is about ‘Meeting the Parents’, as the LaLa will be driving down to Canberra tomorrow for her Dad’s 60th birthday party. Yours truly will also be there.
Mind you, I have already met the parents, and most of the family and I was always on my best behaviour.
I don’t think it’s hard to make a good impression when meeting the parents. You simply have to nod, smile, laugh at jokes, eat what’s in front of you, not fart or burp and hopefully make nice chit chat. If you can do that and you don’t like this,
then you should be fine…
Things not to do when meeting the parents?
Don’t:
- mention that the roast you are eating is not as good as your own mum’s
- look at your partners’ mum’s chest/dad’s package
- talk about former girl/boyfriends or reminisce about relationships
- encourage the dog to hump your leg
- discuss your opinions on politics/religion/gay marriage or Australian Idol.
- talk about your addiction to porn
- put the zucchini in your bag or pocket and say, “I’m saving that for later”
- tell them that the longest relationship you ever had ended when you announced the breakup in sky-writing.
That’s all I’ve got.
Wish me luck. I wonder what they will all think of my Mo-vember mo.
Actually, I wonder what LaLa will think of it.
Should I go the Chopper,
the Boony,
the McShane,
or the Merv?
Over to you!
Regular programming should return tomorrow….if I lend LaLa my laptop 
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