Wow.
I never knew November was such a long month (I just wrote “suck” twice instead of “such”. That speaks volumes)
I was looking through the stats for my site today, not sure if any of you have noticed, but this post (go on, have a look, I know you want to) consistently rates in my top 5 popular posts.
If you check out the comments from that post you will notice that there is THREE random comments from people I do not know. I particularly like the last comment:
“Just wanted to say how much I love, love, love Mat Lattanzi !!!!
since I was old enough to watch the movie My Tutor.
I’m married with kids and have my own life now but I have had the movie forever.(sometimes ) when I put my kids to bed I go into our media room and watch that movie and that’s not because of how funny it is , He was and always will be in my mind the most beautiful man I have ever seen. And he also was so soft spoken. Why don’t guys look like that anymore?”. Why indeed.
A sample of 2 days of search terms sheds even more light on just how many INSANE people out there are doing searches for news of Matt Lattanzi.
spice girls 3
blue yellow eyes 3
new antihistimines 2
frangipani tree 2
I’ll slip an extra shrimp on the barbie 2
action girls 1
Spice Girls 1
“pinching prince charles” 1
rainbow connection youtube 1
Matt Lattanzi 1
Yesterday
Search Views
big pores 6
matt lattanzi 3
action girls 3
big brother word fucking 1
where is Matt Lattanzi now? 1
feisty mood 1
holden torana 1
“Best paper napkins” 1
Life is what happens around you, while y 1
jon coghill 1
That is five people in 2 days… WTF? Really people, in the general scheme of things, Matt is really not that famous. I am serious.
This is not a blog about Matt.
I do not know where Matt is now.
I don’t know what he did to get so many fans.
I don’t really care about Matt.
There. I’ve said it.
I don’t care about about Matt Lattanzi.
Enough is enough.
Oh yeah. I am fucking thrilled that SIX people came to my site by googling “big pores”.
I am feeling so very unattractive now, thank you.
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