Only going to say this once….

29 10 2007

What the fuck is going on Renée?

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I am CONCERNED. Even that lady behind you, with the Bee bobblers, SHE is concerned.

I need to send my Grandma over to you on a plane so she can fatten you up with some of her Grandma cooking and she can chase away that doctor who is obviously making house calls with Botox. She’d sort him out and he would not dare come back.

And Grandma would tell you to stop pulling a face like you just sucked a really sour lemon, because the wind might change… Or maybe it already has.

Or maybe we could get Helen Fielding to write many, many more Bridget books and then you can gain a bit of weight to play her, I love you when you’re Bridge.

Carbs are your friends.

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Come back Renée, we miss you.


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6 responses

29 10 2007
Mick

‘ol squinty eyes is looking a little squinty in the body as well.

I agree. Bring back Bridget, if only to get some meat on those bones.

I think it’s the only thing that she has been good in.

Although, just hearing her voice and not seeing her in Bee Movie might be ok :P

29 10 2007
Lara

yes! i saw those pictures on the superficial and was in shock. why does she look so much like an ugly man in a dress? NOT okay.

29 10 2007
Jules

Who the fuck cut your hair Renee, I know the eighties are back but Roxette is not cool anymore?? You look like a cross between David Bowie and one of the Westlife twatts!!

29 10 2007
alyndabear

I want Brig back!!

And also.. it’s totally okay for my hair to look like the top picture after a day in the 34o weather taking kidlets to the pool, but NOT acceptable for a millionaire actress with a team of fucking stylists. Wtf?

29 10 2007
enny

I can’t get past her hair…

31 10 2007
nancypearlwannabe

Ewwww with that hair!

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