On another (random) note…

I had the ODDEST dreams last night, I am not sure if they were all one or 3 different ones or parts of different ones or…. I dunno. I could possibly lay blame for these really odd dreams on the 11 empty wine bottles and 1 empty wine cask that went into my bin yesterday but it could be that I am just a freak….

Part One – Sitting at desk, cold calling, had a BIG pile of paper and stuff on my desk – This dream is not so weird, obviously was SO looking forward to work I had to dream about it first.

Part Two – Sitting with a guy I know (can’t remember who but it may have been a guy from work) when we saw a car with a sunroof approach, there was a chick doing a headstand in the car with her legs hanging out the top and a guy was also in the car. I won’t tell you what the guy I was with said they were doing but apparently it was Paris Hilton and Stavros whatsisname… I blame this part of the dream on the unfortunate photos I have seen of Paris and Britney on the best gossip site in the world lately.

Can someone please give those girls some knickers for Christmas?

The end of this part of the dream ended with a bunch of photographers running after the car.

Part Three – In a building staring at the building that my office is in, or in my dream it was in it (but it’s not really) and it was wobbling and swaying everywhere. When I asked someone what was happening they said that building was about to be demolished. When I looked at the building it said “David Jones” (the department store) on top of it and the top floor was hexagonal clear glass, a bit like air traffic control buildings, and there were people in top of it with big levers. They were demolishing it from INSIDE the building. Then the building just sort of DEFLATED.

Then I woke up, I think.

Wow. Semillion Sauvignon Blanc has a lot to answer for.

No Excuses

I just realised I titled this post “No Excuses”, but the fact of the matter is, I have lots of excuses. Lots and lots and lots of excuses as to why I have been so slack at posting lately.

* Work

Work has been flat chat lately. I have been flat out like a lizard drinking. I won’t go into it as it’s pretty fucking dull to rabbit on about work but it’s all going well and I am really enjoying it.

* Life

Life gets busy yes? Especially with all these Christmas shenanigans and the like.
Thursday we have our Secret Santa lunch, Friday we have our Christmas Party, Saturday I go to Canberra to see the family, Sunday I come back from Canberra, the following Thursday we move offices (A-G-A-I-N), Friday is my last day at work and erm, I think we have drinks that night too. The Saturday or Sunday after that Schoon and I drive up to Queensland where I will spend a few days in Toowoomba and Brisbane before I head up to Hervey Bay to spend Christmas with Mum and my Grandparents and …. there is more after that but I am getting tired just thinking about it and it all won’t fit in my head. (Also there has been all the socialising in past weeks – U2, Elton, boozing, floozing and schmoozing)

* Home

The new house, sorry apartment (just don’t call it a unit or Schoonee will have your head on a stick)… is going really well. We are sort of half unpacked but have stalled due to the impending move into OUR flat (oops, so many words for a thing you can live in) in May. You just don’t really want to unpack when you know you have to do it ALL AGAIN in 6 months. A bit like my endless office moves.

So that’s it or that’s them – that’s my excuses. Also, maybe I have a little writers block.

Bugger it.