So I was reading Aly’s rundown on Idol tonight and there, down the bottom of the post she gave her “tool” points to David Tench… THANK FUCK SOMEONE HAS REMINDED ME TO BLOG ABOUT THIS TRAVESTY ON TV!
What is he? What is it? I don’t fucking get it! He is so creepy! And not funny! And all the guests just look really, really uncomfortable!
I just don’t understand, TEN axed poor old Yasmin, which I know at least 4 people were watching (me, my flatmate, SFS and Jay Jay because he knows her) after FOUR episodes and yet this, this THING is still on MY TV! WHAT IS HE? I DON’T UNDERSTAND! AT LEAST YASMIN WAS REAL AND HAD DREAMS AND PORES AND HAIRS AND STUFF!
Is he supposed to be like Max Headroom (if you don’t remember Max Headroom you may be too young to watch me type FUCK yet again) or are they just trying to save money?
I mean the whole thing had pissed me off to start with for the 2.5 months that I had to endure that ridiculous advertising campaign with his stupid fucking quotes and then I find out he is a cartoon… thing…
I was also SHOCKED to read this program was devised by Andrew Denton and his production company… someone’s been talking crack in the production meetings again.
Apparently Tench is created using the same technology as Gollum from LOTR, I find this baffling because Gollum was realistic in an odd way whereas Tench just has a really big head.
For my last question… WHO IS WATCHING THIS SHOW? PLEASE TURN OFF THE TELE! VOTE WITH THE REMOTE!
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