Gardening hour

From the Terraces of Surry Hills, where soil and gardens are rare but junkies are plenty, comes the question…

What the fuck is that and why are there TWO of them in my garden?

Rock ‘n’ Roll Sweetheart

This really amused me

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can’t… breathe.. so… funny

MORNING BITCHES!

Yep. I have been awake since 5:30am. As you can imagine this delights me no end on a Saturday.

I also could not get to sleep last night, you know those nights when your pillows are colluding against you and just won’t fucking participate and your quilt cover snap buttons all snap apart so you have a metre of cover and no fricking quilt up around you chin and WHO THE FUCK WAS EATING TOAST IN MY BED?
Oh yeah. It was me.

Why couldn’t morning me who was all swanning around eating vegemite toast in bed yesterday morning be more considerate of nighttime me who was ready to crack skulls? Actually, I was in a pretty feisty mood all day yesterday, it was brilliant. I even got out of bed last night and screamed “shut the fuck up” at the drunks outside, which they didn’t, but man, I felt pumped. Judging from the title of this post I may indeed still be in a slightly aggressive mood. This is only amusing to me because it is so rare in my life, everyone else is all like giving it and all attitude every day and I’m like “Oh, I don’t want to hurt your feelings but could I give you some money and maybe clean for you?”.

Pussy. I sneer at that girl. Bah.

Right, well, you will be glad to know the secret of getting to sleep when you can’t…. TURN UPSIDE DOWN IN YOUR BED! Serious. it works, I don’t know why, but it does. It is a little disconcerting when you go to find the water on the bedside table but it was worth the 6 hours sleep I got.

I’ve been browsing You Tube this morning.. remember in the 70’s there were people like The Stones, The Sex Pistols, AC/DC, Cold Chisel and even Elton John (at this stage) off their faces on cocktails prescription and non prescription drugs and booze whilst shagging hordes of nubile women?

And then… there was this lot…

They all look like they are ready for a nice cup of Horlicks and nap time such is the excitement coursing through their veins after “jamming” on Barbara-Ann.
This clip of course, was like my fantasy when I was 8. ABBA, Livvy AND Andy Gibb, who is so shiny and hot I just want to pash him all over again. Shame he is dead and all. I bet he and Maurice are jamming away right now in heaven, perhaps doing an ethereal version of “Nights On Broadway” .. however I digress.
What a bunch of dorks they are… I really, really laughed when I watched this. I particularly like Livvy’s drumming and Frida’s opera singing, I think a bit of opera always makes for a good jam.

Since I feel like torturing treating you this morning, here is “Soul Kiss” by Livvy. The Soul Kiss album was a favourite for my brother Paul and I. Imagine my shock when I read on Wikipedia and another site this morning that this album was considered a flop and marked a down turn in Livvy’s career. There have been times in our lives when Paul and I have ARGUED violently over this album. But he and Rach gave me ONJ Greatest Hits on dvd for Christmas last year so all is forgiven

I thought this filmclip was just SO rude when it came out because kissing is rude when you are 9, let alone lying on a big box covered with big, red sheets and wearing red tights with a red shirt and big, bobbed hair and you are rolling around and bang! Scantily clad men! And an ORGAN!

Am I imagining it but I think this clip was banned in the Joh-era QLD? I can freely admit here and now, because who needs dignity, that I know ALL the words to this song and I can mime along quite convincingly.
The guy she pashes at the end of the clip is Matt Lattanzi who went on to become her husband and they had a daughter Chloe, because Olivia was wearing Chloe perfume when they first met and am I starting to freak you out now?