When I was about 7 or so, i wanted nothing more than to be a “Solid Gold Dancer”
My brother Paul and I fucking loved the show and would dance around the lounge room being the “Solid Gold Dancers” (never just a dancer you will note but a “Solid Gold Dancer”)
Anyway, this following clip has made my day,
I mean, how high cut can those leotards get?
Watch it and give me your thoughts.


one thought and one thought only…
I am so getting dresse dup like that for my next dance prac on monday…yes, that will be grand
There are people that will pay a LOT of money if you video it and YouTube it.
I’ll start the bidding at ten dollar
OK.
I’ve just watched it again. “Living in America” gets major points for the use of props.
“Silly Love Songs” is a stupid song (Sorry Paul) but that is the funniest freaking dance I have ever seen.
And… is that lady a tranny?
I was wondering exactly that, Jula…….
Man…. that bitch has got some moves….. all 3 of them!!!
Those gratuitous bikini type numbers were kinda disturbing…. Something about that undulating rhythmic head to toe snake thing really weirded me out…..
But you gotta hand it to her, the bitch is BUSY!!
For all of the songs she’s done, I bet the costumes don’t take up much more space than a dressing table drawer……
jace, a dancer leads an itinerant life apparently…they have no room for excess clothes…lycra is their friend.
And if I can organise it, it shall be done…be prepared for my ultimate internet humiliation
And what’s with her hairs, all 10 metres of it. Imagine trying to updo that shit Jace.
SFS – I can hardly contain myself
Was sitting here wondering how to describe the hair situation…….
Finally got it…….
Who remembers those lovely wooden beaded curtains that would be put in every last doorway of any self respecting 70’s hostess??
Yes?? I’ve got it, haven’t I?
Aaaahaaahaahahahaha……..
Yes! Or a taxi drivers seat… but a loooong one!
As a kid, if I went into a place that had the wooden tassley things at the door, I felt like it had an element of class…if it had the plastic ribbon type things, I knew it was just trying to look good.
I reckon there was a fair bit of thrush amongst those Solid Gold Dancers… all that man made fabric
Ewwwwww……. Jula!!
Now I have this mental image of the woman of indescriminate sex out the back room peeeeling off the leotards like a month old crusty band aid from his/her/its nether reigons….
Shuddering uncontrollably….
to bad it was before the days of diflucan one…I watch way too much TV and pay too much attentiojn to the ads
Jace…your mental imagery is both remarkable and stomach churning…
I hate that bitch on the difflucan ads, hope she gets a nasty rash.
Sorry Jace, I forget that you are pure, pure as driven snow.
Skins, you would definately read Jace’s blog wouldn’t you?
On reading of posts so far, it is a resounding yes from me…mainly for hair styling tips
He can also whip up a mean set of curtains, make you a fab frock out of the old ones and always irons my outfits before we go to weddings.
Is it any wonder I love him so much?
wow, I need a new frock!
Sign me up!
Why thankyou, kind lady….. But perhaps now I sound like a bit of a Maria wannabe…..
“The hills are alive….”
Oh, and skins, if you are ever in Toowoomba, Jace is also fantastic to get pissed with
I really should go back to Toowoomba one day…apparently the house I lived in there has since been bulldozed
Yes! Jase and I can take you to all of the hot “nite spots” in town. As long as we get Super Rooter, sorry Rooster for dinner.