I am totally hymned out.

Let me explain, this week for me has been stupidly busy. Not only do we have a mass of training for work but we also have to complete work in between and everything that could go slightly wrong for me at work, went wrong. So I had to fix it. It was also a full moon, which always turns me into a grumpy old bag anyway.

All of this took place to the sound of hymns. The Pilgrims are in town.

Although I attended a Catholic school I’d never heard of World Youth Day, apparently it happens every couple of years. There are half million extra people in town.

And they are singing.
And they are happy.
And they seem to like carrying flags a lot.
And they all must have got a free backpack because they are all wearing little yellow and red backpacks.

Directly opposite my office they have created a sort of… stadium where for the past week they have been singing hymns and having a good old Catholic knees up.

In some ways I’ve found it a bit inspiring, I’ve seen hundreds of nuns walking down the street. Looking at their beatific faces made me feel a little calmer and a little bit better about the world. And I did get a little excited when I saw the Pope’s boat from the window in my office (POPE ON A BOAT!)

Other bits I’ve found a bit… odd. Most of these people are camping… they’ve flown all the way to Australia and are camping out on a school oval.. Apparently a lot of them didn’t realise that Australia actually is quite cold at night in Winter and there has been requests for donations of blankets and jumpers. And why come all this way to see the Pope when surely it would be cheaper to just hang out near the Vatican and see him there? And… some of the music they have been playing when they weren’t playing hymns did not strike me as particularly “Christian” music.. Queen… er… Freddie Mercury was gay… is the Church not against that? Silverchair’s “Straight Lines” over and over and over again.
“Something I will never forget
I felt desperate
And stuck to the marrow
Invisible to everyone else
I’m a sex change
And a damsel with no heroine
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh”

Rightio.

Today I drove to meet my friend Flo for brunch, I left the house at 10am and an hour later I was 2 kilometres from home. I am ashamed to say I “GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD” in a policeman’s face when he told me I could not turn around to and go back the way I came as there were roadblocks everywhere. It took me a good hour and a half to drive about 8 kms.

What I couldn’t work out was why they were walking? We have a ok public transport system… surely they can afford a bus ticket… why are there bunches of them just randomly walking around with flags and guitars and tambourines…? GET ON A BUS! Oh… YOU WANT TO WALK, IT’S PART OF THE THINGIE.

Each to their own, but you certainly would not get me to walk across the city with lots of overly happy, noisy people to go and camp out in a racecourse for a mass.

Fair play to you, may the weather be kind. I can’t say I’ll miss the non-stop hymns.

I know. Too many Youtube posts in a row, but seriously… TV Junior featured this on his blog and how can I resist?

Sesame Street, still cool after all these years.

Head over to to TV Junior now to remind yourself why Big Bird rocks.

Ok, there was a video here, but it’s now sadly gone. But I’m going to miss Big Brother.

And some of the reasons why I loved it…

My favourite housemate ever?

Chrissie Swan

**WARNING** This post has lots of swearing - do not read any further if you are sensitive to these sort of words.

I was chatting with Mick on Google Talk tonight about Big Brother. It’s the last week of the last series in Australia ever… well, for now anyway.

How ever will I fill up a quarter of my year from now on? A little part of me is pretty sad. I am attached.

But anyway, an (edited) except of my conversation with Mick as to why I want Alice to win the very last Big Brother…

Mick
ha..
i actually was going to change my mind after Rory’s reaction tonight
I think Alice

LaLa
The boys in the house this year have been drama queens
and I don’t mean Travis!

Mick
hahaha….i liked David but he went so early

LaLa
he was a bit boring

Mick
who would you pick out of everyone?

LaLa
sorry
this year?
Probably Alice
I think she has been the most honest
Probably not the most outgoing but I think she was made to feel like an outcast by the boys
Terri 2nd

Mick
yeah..i really like her
i’m not sure why the guys didn’t warm to her

LaLa
Though I think Terri has had little snipes about everyone to everyone to stay in the house
They don’t like Alice because they are threatened by her

Mick
cause she put her hand up cows bums? (Editing to mention that Alice is a Vet)

LaLa
She is a fair, warm person who is determined and will speak her mind
= threat

Mick
yeah…but rory is like that too
he can be a little crude.

LaLa
those boys in there really have been a pack of fucking bitches this year

Mick
but he’s honest and passionate

LaLa
Rory is a arsehole (I actually used a much stronger word, but I will try and keep this a little clean)

Mick
ha..why?

LaLa
Remember when he told Dixie that he wouldn’t be attracted to her because of her size, only because of her boobs.
That’s not honest, that is being an arsehole.
And
I had an issue with the way he and that Cherry arsehole treated Pamela Anderson

Mick
ha…well..either way

LaLa

Just because she has posed naked for playboy and is a “sex symbol”
does not mean that she is there for them to grope
She is still someone’s partner and someone’s mother
I think they should have respected that.
Rory passes off his rudeness as honesty.
Don’t even get me started on Ben.
He’s a fucking bitching little sheep (Baaaa)

Mick
yeah…hate ben
pam’s not with anyone right now

LaLa
She is back with Tommy.

Mick
nah…she said on the show it’s not a thing
they just live in the same place

LaLa
but even if she wasn’t, do you think she wants to be mauled by wankers like that. It’s completely disrespectful.

Mick
i didn’t see it

LaLa
Cherry reckons he stuck his tongue in her mouth, he definitely groped her arse and Rory did the same when she first went in
Like they would have a chance anyway, I cannot stand men like them. Rory is marginally better than Cherry, but still.

Mick
Rory is a young bloke…bogan and all..i dunno if he’s harmful…just blokey

LaLa
To your own admittance you haven’t really been watching it, he is just as much of a bitch and a backstabber as ben
But he passes it off as “honesty”

Mick
ha…probably
so why does the public like him?

LaLa
They don’t, they just don’t hate him as much as they dislike the others
Mick
ha…yeah…it’s a competition of who do you hate least :)

LaLa
He’ll probably win, because it’s teenage girls voting….

Mick and I have the most scintillating conversations via Google Talk….

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: May I buy you a cocktail?’
Maxine:  ‘No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.’
Man:  ‘Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?’
Maxine:  ‘No, they spread.’

Call me a girl (GIRL!) but Love Actually is one of my favourite movies.
The following scene with Emma Thomson made me weep. I’ve never been in this particular situation, but I think we’ve all had a time in our lives where, for whatever reason, you feel overwhelmed with sadness but you can’t let it show.

Still makes me tear up, I just want to give her a big hug.

As for the song, it’s just heartbreakingly beautiful.

So we have a work conference in a couple of weeks, it’s for one night only somewhere on the Central Coast. The cut is that the dinner that night is themed.

Say it with me in a bogan accent… THOIME.

Superheroes. I was excited at first.

Cool. I like superheroes.

Until I did a bit of research.

At first I was thinking Poison Ivy, but she is a supervillainess apparently. And I just don’t know if the horns are me.

Maybe they are Flame horns?

So then I thought… “hmmm… self, who do we like? We like Drew! Hmm. Yes! We shall be Sugar from Batman Forever! YES!”

So I googled the images, you know, to see what I could wear as a costume.

Ah. No. It is a work event after all. And I really don’t think I could pull that off (so to speak)

Ok… Wonder Woman! even though I am devastated not to have my long, dark Wonder Woman hairs right now, but I could still do it! I LOVE Wonder Woman… but… let’s face it…

I do not have the body to be Wonder Woman.
Also, I need a wax.

Barbarella?

*sigh*… no.

So I googled Superheroines, after a while of perusing that list I realised that there are some common themes amongst female Superheroes.

They all have massive norks, REALLY tight or just no clothes, and lots of big massive hairs.

I can’t BE a superhero!

I really don’t want to go now :(

** and Shoo’s not going so I don’t want to go.

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